Is the Pope Catholic?

Name:Joseph Alois Ratzinger.
Alias:Pope Benedict XVI.
Born:April 16th 1927.
Pace of Birth:Schultrasse 11, Marktl am inn.
Parents: Father-Joseph Ratzinger Sr. Police officer. Mother-Maria Ratzinger (nee Peintner). Barmaid.
Siblings:George (living) and Mariam (deceased)
Current Address: The Vatican Rome
Occupation:Pope.

The Rumours have spread well beyond the walls of the Vatican city. The Lies and accusations have been hurled and disputed ever since Joseph Alois Rat-zinger was Elected Pope Benedict "Benny" XVI after the death of Pope John Paul George and Ringo II (known to his close friends as "shaky"). Is the Pope Catholic? The answer is not an easy one. To get anywhere near the truth we'll have to go back to the beginnings of this secretive and sometimes hostile mans story.
Rat-zinger was born on the 16th of April 1927 at Schultrasse 11, Marktl am inn, Germany. His father, Joseph Ratzinger Sr. was a police officer with close ties to the Catholic Church. Ratzingers father met his mother Maria, a barmaid, during one of his many drinking bouts which were semi-legendary in the small hamlet where they both lived.
Ratizinger junior was a quiet and peace loving, some would say effeminate, boy. He joined the the Hitler Youth at the age of 14 in an attempt to escape his fathers plans for him to become a clergyman.
At age 16 he joined the "FLaK" anti-aircraft artillery corps which guarded the BMW aircraft engine plant north of Munich. He also served in telephone communications where he began to hone his talent for public speaking. He also had a stint setting up anti-tank defences in the Hungarian border area of Austria.
A few weeks before the end of the war Ratzinger deserted from the by now defeated German army. Ratzinger was briefly interned in a prisoner-of-war camp near Ulm and was repatriated on June 19, 1945. The family was reunited when his brother, George, returned after being repatriated from a prisoner-of-war camp in Italy.
After he was repatriated in 1945, he and his brother entered Saint Michael Seminary in Traunstein, and then studied at the Ducal Georgianum (Herzogliches Georgianum) of the Ludwig-Maximilian University in Munich. This was when Ratzinger began his rise through the echelons of the Roman Catholic Church that would eventually lead to his pontification in 2005. But before then a few mildly interesting things happened.
Ratzinger played a key role in silencing liberation theologians and the clergy in Latin America in the 1980s which will of course be remembered as an era defined by right-wing Reaganite policy and the rule of Fascistic and brutal regimes in Chile, Columbia and Argentina which were, in general, financed and trained by American C.I.A. operatives at the infamous "School of the Americas" .
During the pedophile scandals that have plagued the Catholic church he drafted and sent a letter to every bishop in the Roman Catholic Church reminding them of the strict penalties facing those who revealed confidential details concerning enquiries into allegations against priests of certain "Grave Ecclesiastical crimes", including sexual abuse. Lawyers acting for victims of alleged abuses claim that by sending the letter the then cardinal had in fact conspired to obstruct justice.
Ratzinger has been closely link to the prophesies of Our Lady Of Fatima. Lúcia dos Santos, the last of the three children to have been visited by the apparition of the Virgin at Fatima in Portugal was under orders not to discuss the revelations publicly unless given the freedom to do so by the then Cardinal Ratzinger who was one of the seven people known to have read the "Third Message" put into writing in 1944.
In 1984, an interview with Ratzinger, who is well know for his wicked sense of humour, said the letter deals with "dangers threatening the faith and the life of the Christian and therefore of the world", while stating that it marks the beginning of the end-times.Ha Ha. What a kidder!
So this brings us back to our initial question. Is the Pope Catholic? I think we can clear his name now once and for all. His record speaks for itself. No. The Pope is not Catholic. He's a Nazi.

V. Christ.